red-reaper-grell asked: Although I don't usually go for men like you, I must say that your hair is rather nice~
“T-Thank ye’?” The small Hobbit coughed on his drink, turning to the man clothed in red. “Y-You’re not from these parts, are ye’…?” He muttered, nodding to the man’s gaudy attire.
36, 44, 19, 13, 26,
OOC; So, my brother asked these, but he doesn’t have a Tumblr, so I figured I’d take the courtesy XD
13 .: What would you change about the movies?
Oh no, a ranty one first… Eep, please don’t hate me for this, because as much as I adored and loved Sean Bean’s Boromir, I didn’t really like how he was betrayed too much. The way he died, and the way he was set up through the film, compared to how I envisioned him in the books, make him look like a selfish character; a silly foolish human who just wanted the ring… But he was so much more, and everything he did, he did for Gondor, his shitty arse bumhole father and for his honour.
*tear*
26 .: Which 3 characters would you go on an adventure with?
I know this question is LotR, but honestly I would adore going on an adventure with Ori, Nori and Dori… Or Ori, Bofur and Bombur X’D Idk, they just seem like awesome dwarves to be around! :’D
36 .: Get drunk with, marry and fight to the death.
Get drunk with .: Legolas
Merry .: Meriadoc Brandybuck //shot Or maybe Sam
Fight to the death .: Aragorn. Not because I don’t like him, because it would be an awesome fight, and I would just fangirl over him.
All the way through.
Besides, “killed by Aragorn” will look epic on my Heaven CV.
Whut Heaven? What am I saying? I’m a ringer, I’m going to Valinor.
44 .: Who is your favourite horse?
BILL!
I’m sorry, but if you don’t like Bill then we can’t be friends.
“Nastja-chan and waving-myself started following you.”
“Well hullo there!” Merry sang, leaning forwards in his seat. “Welcome ta’ my humble abode~ If there’s any way I can help, ye… Let m’know!”
ask-middle-earth asked: Oi Merry it's yer lad Pippin an I haven't had a smoke in far too long! Care te join?
“Pip!” Merry cried out, jumping at his younger cousin and wrapping his arms around his small frame. “I’ve missed ye’! ‘S’bout time ye’ showed up!” Nodding and grinning, the young Hobbit whipped out his pipe, filling it with a decent amount of Old Toby. “An, Pippin, ‘s bin too long since I had a smoke with ye’!”
Anonymous asked: Do you like cats?
“That’s a’… Um, interestin’ question, Greyface.”
“I’spose.”
OOC; Omg Seb I know that’s you what the hell are you even? X’D
ask-that-fool-of-a-took:
marchingjaybird:
a-sexy-tardis:
bittersuites:
OH YES PLEASE!! Ask me some of these!! *____*
ASK ME ALL OF THESE!
LET’S DO THIS
((FOR THE ADMIN OHOHOOOO GUYS YES PLEASE
yes, reaction gifs (not lotr) included if you do))
Anonymous asked: What was it like to be nearly eaten by orcs?
“Not that I like ta’ brag…” Merry started, hooking his fingers through his belt loops. “But they never really nearly ate us.” He leaned against the wall, lighting a pipe and puffing on the Pipeweed he treasured so much, a dim light sparking in his eyes. “Ye’ see, greyface… ‘Twas all a part o’ my clever reckoning. I knew these Orcs back te’ front, and I knew what they’d try ta’ do. O’ course, Pip helped some… But he were so scared, t’was only natural that he relied on my superior intelligence ta’ get us out.”
Hiding a chuckle, Merry took another puff on his pipe.
